Don't Let Me Pull A Chris Brown

So today I am going to comment on this Chris Brown/Rihanna thing. I think people are unfairly giving Rihanna a pass to this situation. I truly, truly think that there was something that caused Chris to snap the way he did. Now if it was just Chris being an asshole and a woman beater, then yes, throw the book at him, but here is what I don't like; people unfairly judge him without knowing the true cause behind this. For example, there was a radio station my girlfriend said that decided to stop playing everything Chris Brown. This to me is not fair. I didnt hear about radio stations shutting down R. Kelly before his trial because he was peeing on little girls. I didnt hear radio stations shutting down Michael Jackson because he likes to sleep with little boys. So I guess society thinks it's better to pee on little girls and sleep with little boys than to hit a grown woman in the face.

Well I guess it's kinda hard to pick the lesser of two evils. I can't even choose if I had to be forced into one. I wouldnt want my lil sis to get peed on, but I wouldn't want my gf to be slapped around by some dude. I know, I pick answer C, none of the above.

So I have my own opinions about this situation, but that's not important. What is is that society already gave him the guilty sentence before even knowning what happened. It's not right people. I know should never hit a woman, but there are grounds to get hit. I need you to know that. Like giving an uncurable STD, you deserved to get slapped around. If you closed fisted hit me in the face and attempt to hit me in my nut sack, you will get slapped around. So I'm like this, until the evidence, ALL THE EVIDENCE gets out, I will say it is both Chris and Rihanna's fault.

I Just Wanna Take A Crap

So today at work I had to a crap. And I was going to be successful until a professor knocked on my office door. So I held it in in order for her to get her help. So I was like "How may I help you?" She needed help on a tech room downstairs so I accompanied her to the room and fixed the issue. It was a legitimate problem that did needed my attention so I wasn't that ticked off. So I took her back to the office so I can give her a business card and just as I finished, someone else wanted to call the office. UGH!!!! I just wanted to take a crap... So I answered the phone and the person on the line was like, "We need your help. The keys on the keyboard are acting funny." So I went to figure out what the problem was and it was an issue that plenty of people were complaining about. There was nothing I could do, but something out of the blue happened. No I didn't shit on myself, but the professor wanted to use my computer to get his lecture prepared. I was like, shouldn't you have done this at your home? Not to him of course because I like my job. So I helped him with all that, even though it took THREE FREAKIN EMAIL ACCOUNTS to figure out which one had is info. But we found it and I still needed to take a crap. So we go downstairs and lo and behold, they didn't need his help. His TA's got it up for him. ALL OF THIS TIME WASTED WHEN I COULD'VE TAKEN MY SHIT AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well eventually I got to the toilet and avoided shitty boxers. It ended on a good note. But it's funny how life starts to chuck things your way when you wanna do something.

Kids Should Be On A Doggy Leash

So I was on the bus Monday going back home and there was this mother bringing her daughter on the bus. So I didn't think nothing of it, but after she took her out of the stroller that's when things got worse. So her daughter started to run up and down the bus screaming in joy. I was just happy there was none of those questionable people that you usually see sitting in the back of the bus. Don't front and act like you don't know who I am talking about. So the mom was like come back, but the kid didn't listen. So the mom went after the kid, she picked her up, and then the kid scream as though someone was chopping her fingers off one by one. I was lucky enough to sit one seat behind the duo. So eventually the mom got bitched from her daughter and let her go. The daughter then started to run throughout the bus and almost ran off the bus if it wasn't for the bus driver stopping her. So the mom picked her up again and the daughter started to cry again. She cried til she got of the bus... 30 FREAKIN MINUTES!!!!!!!!

So her is how I would solve the problem. I would either beat my child so she can stop running. (btw, I wouldn't care if she was still crying. At least I wouldn't have to give chase.) Or I can put a leash on her. Hey, it maybe out dated, but it'll work. The kid will try their hardest to fight,claw, and run away, but to no avail. They will then realize trying to fight out of their predicament will do them no good and will either cry or stay quiet. But one thing you can count on... they won't go anywhere.

So It Finally Came.... My OFFICIAL Manhood

So I finally got to my 21st birthday. You wanna know how I celebrated? By studying for a final the next morning. It never fails that I have either a final or a final the next day of my birthday. It really sucks because I can never celebrate like most people. But I never liked the whole drinking and partying. It really wasn't a whole big thing in my life. So now I have this whole January to do absolutely nothing. Caz certain people decided to work all day and take available hours, but it's all good. So I am just going to do nothing, wake up at 12 in the afternoon, watch CNN and movies, and just yawn and scratch my butt all day. For 5 FREAKIN WEEKS!!!!! Oh well, I need to recharge my batteries since they were drained this semester. This also means you will be hearing from me more often. So if you have sorry boring ass break, I'll make sure that I will spice mine up so you can say you did something by reading about MY sorry boring ass break.

Getting Paid By Sitting On Your Ass

Yeah, I thought it was going to be easy but it's not. You sit here doing nothing but look at people, eat, and fart. All of this while trying to make a new record of consecutive YouTube videos watched in one setting. Well all of that embodies me today. I just d-loaded some music earlier, looked at some ebay stuff, uploaded some vids on Facebook (Cultural Showcase on Black Student Union Terp, check it out), and I haven't made it through the half the day yet. I have contemplated on watching porn caz no one is here to stop me, but I digress, I know I can do something else.
Which I just thought of a great idea, watching movies. I was watching Zack and Miri Makes A Porno (with one of my fav porn stars, Katie Morgan... made to go to hollywood) and megavideo just cuts it off near the end. It said, you have watched your limit. I'm like no I haven't reached my limit, there is still more movie left. So I got pissed, but never watch the rest, but i will. It's only like 20 more mins left.
Oh yeah, today I almost got a visit from the cops at my office. Well in order to open up, you have to put in a code to deactivate the alarm because we have some expensive shit in here. So I was like ok, I forgot my new one so let me try my old one. Failure, so I was like ok, how about this one... Failure. I was oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit. If I don't get it right this time... Imma be hauled away by the cops. How do I look like with a backpack with almost nothing in it. I'm black, trying to get in where all the technology is at. To the WHITE cops... not a good look. So I was like, if this isn't it, I better not try to laugh or smile when I tell them the God honest truth. So I put in and I got saved. So here I am, sittin on my ass doing nothing, but gettin paid. *sigh* It's a living guys, I do what I can.

So I Am Back From A Long Hiatus

So it has been a long LONG time since I did one of these things and I do apologize, but damn it, school happened in my life. And if it wasn't school, it was work, and if it wasn't work, it was BSU (but i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BSU). Anyway, what have I got to share with you guys. Well yesterday, my professor tried to play the class by saying our final could be finished in 24 hours. Well this final is an 8 page paper. Ok, so I would say maybe it could be finished HOWEVER, we have other finals that we have to prepare and study for. It wouldn't be fair to the class. Also, we have to read up on the many many books we were assigned to this semester. About 10+ in total. So how exactly did she think we was going to accomplish all of this in 24 hours. Oh btw, some people sleep, it's really 16 hours. Then you have to take into account people take a shower and eat 3 times a day. So now we have 14 and a half hours to deal with. Now people have to use the bathroom at various times of the day so now we are down to 14 hours to accomplish the paper. Then the occasional tv show comes on... maybe two or four. So now we have 13-12 hours left in day to do this paper. Oh by the way, you actually have to think about what you wanna write and edit your paper. So you have a grand total of 11 hours to do this paper. Oh yeah, I almost forgot... we have to walk to the office so we now have 10 hours and 30 mins to do the paper, 8 pages. Yeah right... so she changed it for 7 days instead. Smart move teach, smart move.

Sometimes You Don't Wanna Use Your Umbrella

So today I was coming home work and everything was going honky dory. So When I got to my stop, I notice that the skies where getting very dark. So I didn't think anything of it. When I was taking the bus home and as soon as I got on there, the rain started pouring. I was like this was nothing since I had my trusty umbrella. When I got to my stop, it was a different situation. The second I got off, I saw this big lighting bolt that was less than a mile a way. (I knew from the a second = a mile rule) So I was like fuck it and did it commando style. I got wet, but I wasn't taking any chances getting struck with lighting. It was bad enough there was trees all the way down to my house. So I got home and I was not only tired, but soak and wet. I was just glad that I didn't have to go back out there. I do have tomorrow to look forward to with another T-Storm.



In The Rain - The Dramatics (Audio Only)